Why Do We Even Bother With This?
(Yes, we were strongly advised not to do this. We ignored them.)

Bold Skull was born from the chilling realization that the world is overwhelmingly full of people. And that most t-shirts are tragically optimistic. The truth is, we were bored, jaded, and absolutely out of patience for anything labelled 'Good Vibes Only.' So, we decided to create a brand for those who have a sense of humor that is, shall we say... adjusted to reality.

We are graphic designers. This means we are obsessed with details but too cynical to use them on normal, corporate projects. So, we decided to channel our existential dread into something useful: making T-shirts. The irony? While our messages are thoroughly pessimistic, the product is relentlessly premium. Because if you’re going to be a walking disaster, you should be a premium disaster.

If you’re looking for t-shirts that serve as an anti-social shield, that speak your mind so you don’t have to engage in small talk, and that help you find your fellow misfits... Well, you've come to the wrong place, but you’ll probably stick around anyway. Bold Skull is for those who use sarcasm as a primary defense mechanism and believe dark humor is the only thing that still makes sense.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for weird looks or uncomfortable family dinners.

If you understood everything you just read, congratulations. Your soul is as doomed as ours. You might as well start spending your money here.

Your journey of bad decisions starts now. Buy a t-shirt.

– João and Liliana